Why doesn’t that Asmongold fella stream on his main no more? Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, seen some young’uns tappin’ on their phones. Well, let me tell ya what I reckon, piecin’ it together from what I’ve heard and seen, like a good ol’ quilt.
Asmongold ain’t streamin’ on his main ’cause the fella’s just plain tuckered out, bless his heart. That big channel of his, it’s like a whole field that needs tendin’, and that’s a lot of work for one man. It ain’t just playin’ games, no sir. It’s the pressure, see? Like havin’ a whole town watchin’ you plant your corn, and if one little sprout don’t grow right, they all start hollerin’.
- Pressure’s a real beast, it is. Makes your head spin and your stomach churn.
- And that channel, it’s got more eyes on it than a prize-winning hog at the county fair. That’s a lot of folks judgin’, and nobody likes bein’ judged all the time, not even that Asmongold fella.
Now, he’s got this other channel, Zackrawrr, they call it. That’s like his little garden patch out back, where he can plant whatever he wants and nobody bothers him too much. It’s his hidey-hole, where he can just be himself, without all the fuss and bother. He started that Zackrawrr thing thinkin’ it’d be a safe place, like a warm cabin in the dead of winter. But even that ain’t so peaceful no more, seems like.
Then there’s all that drama, like a hen house gone wild. I heard tell there was some fuss about things he said, somethin’ ’bout them Palestinians and a place called Gaza. Folks got riled up, and he ended up steppin’ away from some of his jobs, or whatever they call ’em. Lead somethin’ called OTK and Starforge Systems, they say. Sounded important, like runnin’ the whole town feed store. Steppin’ away from that’s gotta sting.
And there’s another thing, this Mizkif fella. Heard they had a falling out, like two roosters in the same coop. That kind of thing can sour a man, make him want to just pack up and leave. Asmongold even said he might never go back to his main channel, can you believe it? Like sellin’ off the family farm after a bad harvest.
Some folks are missin’ him on that main channel, though. They go lookin’ for him, typin’ his name into that Twitch thing, wonderin’ when he’ll be back. They watch his old videos on that YouTube, reminiscin’ like lookin’ at old family photos. But he’s been stickin’ to that Zackrawrr channel, playin’ whatever he pleases. Sometimes it’s that World of Warcraft game, sometimes it’s somethin’ else entirely. He even stopped playin’ that Diablo 4 game all of a sudden, like a farmer switchin’ crops overnight. No rhyme or reason to it, just up and quit.
So, why ain’t he streamin’ on his main? Well, like I said, it’s a whole mess of things. Pressure, drama, wantin’ a little peace and quiet. It’s like a stew that’s been simmerin’ too long, got all kinds of flavors mixed in, some good, some bad. Maybe he’ll go back someday, maybe he won’t. Only that Asmongold fella knows for sure. And right now, he seems happier in his little garden patch, even if it ain’t as big or as fancy as the main field. He’s got to take care of himself, same as we all do. Can’t work yourself to the bone, or you’ll have nothin’ left to give. That’s just common sense, somethin’ even us old folks know.
In the end, it’s his choice, ain’t it? He’s gotta do what’s best for him, just like we all gotta do what’s best for ourselves. And if that means stayin’ away from that big, noisy main channel, well, then so be it. He’ll find his way, just like a lost calf findin’ its mama in the tall grass.
