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Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this fella, Madcap Moss, and his woman. Don’t know much about them fancy wrestlin’ folks, but I heard some things, ya know? Like whispers in the wind, but from the TV and that internet thingy my grandkids keep talkin’ about.
So, this Madcap fella, real name’s Michael Rallis, I think. Sounds like a good ol’ boy name, not like that Madcap thing. Anyways, he’s got himself a wife now, a pretty little thing name of Tenille Dashwood. They call her Emma sometimes, in that wrestlin’ world, I guess. Confusin’, ain’t it?
These two, they been together a spell. Started datin’ back in 2022, that’s what they say. August, I believe. Summer love, huh? Like them young folks in them movies. They showed it off to the whole world, happy as clams. Good for ’em, I say. Findin’ someone to share your life with, that’s what it’s all about.
- First they were datin’: They made it official in August 2022.
- Then they got hitched: Said “I do” in Hawaii, pretty fancy if ya ask me.
- But wrestling ain’t easy: Lost their jobs same day in September 2023.
Now, they didn’t just date and call it a day, no sirree. They went and got themselves hitched! Got married, ya know? Down in Hawaii, of all places. Must’ve cost a pretty penny, but I guess that’s what these young’uns do nowadays. Hawaii, that’s halfway between where she’s from, Australia, and where he’s from, Minnesota. Smart, I guess. Makes it fair for both sides of the family.
Heard tell they had a nice outdoor ceremony. Sun shinin’, birds singin’, all that mushy stuff. Probably had some fancy food too, not like my casserole, that’s for sure. But hey, as long as they’re happy, right? That’s all that matters in this world.
But life ain’t always sunshine and roses, ya hear? These two, they had a rough patch. Lost their jobs, both of ’em, same day! September 2023, that’s when it happened. Wrestlin’ business, it’s tough, I tell ya. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next you’re lookin’ for work. Just like farmin’, sometimes the crops are good, sometimes they ain’t.
Now, I don’t know what they’re gonna do now, them two. But they got each other, and that’s somethin’. They’re husband and wife, gotta stick together through thick and thin. That’s what marriage is all about, ain’t it? Supportin’ each other, no matter what. Like my old man and me, we had our ups and downs, but we always had each other’s backs.
Madcap and Tenille, they seem like good people, even if they do that strange wrestlin’ thing for a livin’. Hope they find their way, get back on their feet. Maybe they’ll start a family, settle down somewhere quiet. Or maybe they’ll keep wrestlin’, who knows? It’s their life, their choice. I’m just an old woman, what do I know?
But I do know this: love is a powerful thing. It can get you through tough times, make you stronger than you ever thought possible. And these two, Madcap and Tenille, they seem to have that love. So, I wish ’em all the best. May their life together be long and happy, filled with joy and laughter, and maybe a few less bumps and bruises from that wrestlin’ ring.
And that’s all I gotta say ’bout that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
Tags: Madcap Moss, Tenille Dashwood, Emma, Wife, Marriage, Wrestling, Hawaii, Relationship, Couple, WWE
