Alright, so you wanna know about this Chris Evert, huh? And how much money she’s got? Well, lemme tell ya, this lady, she played tennis, you know, that game with...

Alright, let’s talk about these two fellas, Zamir White and Clyde Edwards-Helaire. Folks keep askin’ me, “Who’s better? Who should I pick for my fantasy team?” Well, hold your horses,...

Alright, let’s gab about this Ciara Wilson, you know, the singer gal. Folks keep askin’ ‘bout how much money she’s got, her “net worth” they call it. Sounds fancy, but...

Well, howdy there! So, you wanna know about this Quinn Ewers fella and his girlfriend, huh? Alright, alright, I’ll tell ya what I know, or what I heard anyways. Folks...

Alright, let’s talk about this young fella, Ryan Gracia. I heard some folks jabberin’ about him, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, you know, like I always...

Alright, let’s talk about this Jarren Duran fella and his folks. You know, the people who brought him into this world. I heard some folks sayin’ stuff about ‘em, so...

Alright, let’s talk about this Dustin Por-ee-ay guy and his booze, this…what’s it called? Rare Stash, yeah, that’s it. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ you’d hide from the grandkids. Who’s...

Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Tim and Amy Duncan, you know, the basketball fella and his lady. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just gonna tell...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Logan Paul tattoo thing. I heard some young folks yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know?...

Alright, so you wanna know about this here Knicks game, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I think. Don’t expect no fancy talk, though. I just say it like...